The international police agency Interpol has isssued a warning to London's Metropolitan Police about the imminent arrival of notorious Spanish criminal mastermind, El Tupe. Known in his native city of Alicante for several drugs offences, he has evaded authorities there and international agencies who are trying to stem the flow of drugs traffic through this Costa Blancan resort. The Guardia Nacional have tried to follow him on several occasions in an attempt to catch him on a drugs run but have always lost him in the vicinity of the small settlement of Santa Pola.
Local rumours are that he is aided and abetted there by a bald man known to authorities as El Pepino, who is understood to make several trips to London each year on 'business' to see one of his contacts named Gatititata (a 'plant' specialist according to police records), but has never been officially charged for any offences (although a neighbour made a recent complaint to the Alicante Civil Police that he tried to break and enter into his house via a hole in the kitchen wall; the case went to court but El Pepino was let off on a legal technicality after claiming that he was only rennovating his own house and created the hole accidentally - authorities are still monitoring the truth of this claim as not much progress seems to have been made on the house itself).
El Pepino pretends to rennovate - what a coincidence that his neighbour isn't home.
The Metropolitan Police have stated their belief that these visitors from Spain are part of an international drugs trafficking scheme involving Welsh criminal The Daffodil, who has been unusually quiet recently (as has his long-time criminal partner The Bodger aka The Bagic, who is rumoured to be studying a medical course in order to perform in-house operations on fellow criminals to reduce risk of detection at hospitals), but is reported to have forged new drugs links with the USA through an associate by the name of Chamone. It is also understood that El Tupe's contacts in London include characters known as Oscarinho and Miss Uzu (a duo comprising a Spanish criminal whose records state that he is from Alicante/Madrid and a former Yakuza member who was sacked by her gang for continually burning their clothes when ironing), believed by police to be seeking a way to flee the country to follow El Tupe back to Spain.
Police advise members of the public not to approach any of these named criminals or associates they may be seen with, but to notify them immediately. Further police information to aid identification reveals El Tupe's new alias to be El Pulpo (due to a new hairstyle, his notorious ability to roll eight cannabis joints simultaneously, as well as a certain reputation when in the presence of ladies) and that he has a tendency to speak Czech when drunk:
El Tupe aka El Pulpo
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