6.2.05

A Criminal Mockery

Article by Milos de Bombast writing for ICI (International Criminal Incidents)

British police have reported that criminal El Tupe alias El Pulpo, appears to have evaded authorities and has now departed for Spain. It is believed that he arrived last week at the relatively small Luton Airport to slip quietly into the country, using the same ploy as the England football team after their elimination from the Euro 2004 Football Tournament in Portugal last summer.

To bypass airport security El Tupe employed the codename 'San Javier' to inform associates of his arrival.


The 1st Coming of San Javier

Despite his attempts at a clandestine entrance, his associates were slightly less subtle:


The Flea & Oscarinho await El Tupe

Nonetheless, El Tupe passed through security with no problems in typically nonchalant fashion:


El Tupe arrives

Police believe he was then taken to a North London residence (which was to be his headquarters for the duration of his stay) and then on into central London to a traditional English pub to carry out business negotiations. Here, witnesses report seeing him persuade local girls to remove their clothing so he could survey their talents with promises of lucrative jobs and a new life in the sun in one of his Spanish brothels.


A victim of El Tupe's business proposal

El Tupe was then reportedly seen in the King's Cross area where he continued his recruitment drive with the ladies of the night who frequent that area.


El Tupe & associates in King's Cross

As if taunting the police, the audacious El Tupe then telephoned Spain to give details of his new recruits to his brothel operators there, knowing that the call would be traced to the public telephone box he used.


ET (El Tupe) phones home

Following this and in full knowledge that police were on his trail, El Tupe and his associates then rampaged into the West End of London to celebrate the evening's business success.


The Flea, El Tupe, Oscarinho & El Pepino celebrate a successful night of 'business'

Interpol are renewing their efforts to locate the whereabouts of El Tupe and El Pepino, believed to have fled the country together to southern Spain.

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